Totally Fake Dispensaries in New Hampshire
420 Phantom Blvd, Manchester, NH 03101
603-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Nashua, NH 03060
603-555-0202
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
100 Green Dream Ave, Concord, NH 03301
603-555-0301
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Wishful Way, Derry, NH 03038
603-555-0401
Daily 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
55 Old Settlement Dream Rd, Dover, NH 03820
603-555-0501
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
222 Lilac Bud Lane, Rochester, NH 03867
603-555-0601
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
80 America's Stonehenge Dream, Salem, NH 03079
603-555-0701
Daily 8am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
33 Valley Dream Blvd, Merrimack, NH 03054
603-555-0801
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
44 Pumpkin Dream Circle, Keene, NH 03431
603-555-0901
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
11 Market Square Dream, Portsmouth, NH 03801
603-555-1001
Daily 9am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 Millyard Dream Blvd, Manchester, NH 03103
603-555-1101
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
12 Exit 5 Dream Blvd, Nashua, NH 03062
603-555-1201
Daily 8am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
66 Granite Dream Ave, Concord, NH 03303
603-555-1301
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 Cochecho Dream Blvd, Dover, NH 03821
603-555-1401
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
88 Spaulding Dream Pkwy, Rochester, NH 03868
603-555-1501
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
99 Mystery Hill Dream, Salem, NH 03078
603-555-1601
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
25 Industrial Dream Ave, Merrimack, NH 03055
603-555-1701
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
44 Southwest Dream Pkwy, Keene, NH 03435
603-555-1801
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
55 Seacoast Dream Blvd, Portsmouth, NH 03802
603-555-1901
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
33 Moose Dream Trail, Derry, NH 03041
603-555-2001
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Blue Dream as hard and reliable as New Hampshire granite. Live Free or Dream ...
by Granite State Cannabis Co
Flower / Indica
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush from the peaks of the White Mountains. Summit-grade imaginary Indica ...
by White Mountain Herb Collective
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Wedding Cake from the mountain face that no longer exists. Stubborn, beautifu...
by Old Man of the Mountain Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
GG#4 grown in the valley of New Hampshire's most fictional industrial-to-arti...
by Merrimack Valley Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato from Concord Common's fictional common land. Sweet, creamy, and growin...
by Concord Common Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC in Frost's yellow wood — two roads diverged and this one had better cookies.
by Derry Dream Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple Punch from the oldest English settlement in America's imagination. Anc...
by Dover Organic Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Runtz from Salem's sunniest imaginary meadow. No curses, just candy flavor an...
by Salem Sunny Meadow Farms
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Diesel from the Elm City's fictional fields. Pumpkin-season energy for a cann...
by Keene Green Valley Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights visible from Rochester Ridge. Pure Indica for the Lilac City'...
by Rochester Ridge Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Zkittlez in the old mill buildings of Manchester. Candy colors against indust...
by Manchester Mill Flower Co
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Jack Herer at the border of legality. Activist Sativa for New Hampshire's mos...
by Nashua Border Bloom
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Granite State Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Granite State Cannabis Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Nashua Border Dispensary
Hosted by: White Mountain Herb Collective
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Concord Capitol Dispensary
Hosted by: Concord Common Farms
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Keene Elm City Dispensary
Hosted by: Monadnock Peak Extracts
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Portsmouth Colonial Dispensary
Hosted by: Seacoast Resin Labs
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Concord Capitol Dispensary
Hosted by: Old Man Infused Rolls
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Granite State Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Granite Kitchen Edibles
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Merrimack River Dispensary
Hosted by: Merrimack Valley Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Derry Dream Dispensary
Hosted by: Franconia Notch Extracts
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Portsmouth Colonial Dispensary
Hosted by: Portsmouth Seawall Extracts
Admission: Free (imaginary)