Portsmouth Colonial Dispensary
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Historic Portsmouth's most imaginative dispensary, where colonial architecture meets fictional cannabis commerce.
11 Market Square Dream, Portsmouth, NH 03801
603-555-1001 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-10pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Wedding Cake from the mountain face that no longer exists. Stubborn, beautifu...
by Old Man of the Mountain Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 28.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Skywalker OG from the Old Man's granite face. The Force may have crumbled the...
by Old Man of the Mountain Farms
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 78.0%
$57.00 / 1g
Biscotti shatter from New Hampshire's 18 miles of seacoast. Crumbles like a c...
by Seacoast Resin Labs
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 77.0%
$57.00 / 1g
Slurricane shatter crashing over Portsmouth's seawall. A storm of flavor from...
by Portsmouth Seawall Extracts
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 78.5%
$57.00 / 1g
GMO Cookies shatter from Portsmouth's harbor seawall. Pungent as the ocean br...
by Portsmouth Seawall Extracts
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$28.00 / 10pk gummies
Salt-kissed caramel gummies from New Hampshire's tiny coast. 18 miles of salt...
by Seacoast Sweet Co
Edibles / Beverage
THC 6.0%
$15.00 / 12 fl oz
Sparkling apple cider soda from Portsmouth's imaginary harbor brewery. Coloni...
by Portsmouth Harbor Beverages
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$14.00 / 12 fl oz
Tart cranberry spritz from Portsmouth's colonial harbor imagination. New Engl...
by Portsmouth Harbor Beverages