Dover Harbor Dispensary
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America's oldest English settlement's most fictitious dispensary. Dover has been progressive since 1623 — in imagination.
55 Old Settlement Dream Rd, Dover, NH 03820
603-555-0501 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple Punch from the oldest English settlement in America's imagination. Anc...
by Dover Organic Flower Co
Flower / Indica
THC 24.5%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Ice Cream Cake from the oldest city's newest imaginary strain. Dessert-heavy,...
by Dover Organic Flower Co
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 78.0%
$57.00 / 1g
Biscotti shatter from New Hampshire's 18 miles of seacoast. Crumbles like a c...
by Seacoast Resin Labs
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 70.0%
$67.00 / 1g
Papaya live resin from the coast's tropical imagination. 18 miles of fiction,...
by Seacoast Resin Labs
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 78.5%
$57.00 / 1g
GMO Cookies shatter from Portsmouth's harbor seawall. Pungent as the ocean br...
by Portsmouth Seawall Extracts
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$28.00 / 10pk gummies
Salt-kissed caramel gummies from New Hampshire's tiny coast. 18 miles of salt...
by Seacoast Sweet Co
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 14.0%
$34.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Sea-salt chocolate from New Hampshire's tiny imaginary coast. 18 miles of sal...
by Seacoast Sweet Co
Topicals / Lotion
THC 7.0%
$40.00 / 1 oz lotion
Sea mineral lotion from 18 miles of imaginary New Hampshire coastline. Salt, ...
by Seacoast Skin & Body