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Granite State Green Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Manchester's most imaginary cannabis dispensary, serving the Queen City with fictional flower since never.

420 Phantom Blvd, Manchester, NH 03101
603-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Granite State Blue Dream
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Blue Dream as hard and reliable as New Hampshire granite. Live Free or Dream ...
by Granite State Cannabis Co
Manchester Mill Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Zkittlez in the old mill buildings of Manchester. Candy colors against indust...
by Manchester Mill Flower Co
Manchester Mill Chocolates Mimosa
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Mimosa blooming in Manchester's fictional mill-yard greenhouse. Bright, citru...
by Manchester Mill Chocolates
Granite State Strawberry Cough
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Strawberry Cough for a state that can't stop coughing at its own prohibition ...
by Granite State Cannabis Co
Manchester Mill Durban Poison
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Durban Poison from Manchester's old mill imagination. Pure Sativa energy for ...
by Manchester Mill Flower Co
Granite State Gushers
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Gushers as hard to crack open as New Hampshire granite. Once they burst, they...
by Granite State Cannabis Co
Granite Kitchen Maple Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$26.00 / 10pk gummies
Maple-sweet gummies from Granite Kitchen's fictional New England candy lab. R...
by Granite Kitchen Edibles
Granite Kitchen Oatmeal Cookie
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$20.00 / 2pk cookies
Thick oatmeal cookies from Granite Kitchen's fictional New England bakehouse....
by Granite Kitchen Edibles

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in New Hampshire:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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