Keene Southwest Dispensary
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Southwest Keene's fictional cannabis destination, surrounded by Vermont envy and New Hampshire stubbornness.
44 Southwest Dream Pkwy, Keene, NH 03435
603-555-1801 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Diesel from the Elm City's fictional fields. Pumpkin-season energy for a cann...
by Keene Green Valley Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
GMO Cookies in Keene's Elm City. Pungent as a pumpkin festival, fictional as ...
by Keene Green Valley Farms
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.0%
$47.00 / 1g
OG Kush wax from the most-climbed peak in New England's imagination. Solitary...
by Monadnock Peak Extracts
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$75.00 / 1g
Runtz rosin pressed harder than New Hampshire granite. Sweet, crumbly, and st...
by Granite Peak Press
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 66.5%
$75.00 / 1g
Banana Runtz rosin pressed at Granite Peak. Tropical under a New Hampshire sk...
by Granite Peak Press
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$24.00 / 10pk gummies
Trail mix gummies for the most-climbed imaginary cannabis peak in New England...
by Monadnock Munchies
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 13.0%
$32.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Trail-ready chocolate bar for the Monadnock hike of your dreams. Standalone, ...
by Monadnock Munchies
Topicals / Balm
THC 9.0%
$36.00 / 2 oz balm
Hard-working trail balm for granite hikers. Fictional CBD, real need for post...
by Granite Body Works