Keene Elm City Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Keene's Elm City is pumpkin country and imaginary cannabis country. The world's largest fictional dispensary, adjacent to the world's largest jack-o-lantern display.
44 Pumpkin Dream Circle, Keene, NH 03431
603-555-0901 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Diesel from the Elm City's fictional fields. Pumpkin-season energy for a cann...
by Keene Green Valley Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
GMO Cookies in Keene's Elm City. Pungent as a pumpkin festival, fictional as ...
by Keene Green Valley Farms
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.0%
$47.00 / 1g
OG Kush wax from the most-climbed peak in New England's imagination. Solitary...
by Monadnock Peak Extracts
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$75.00 / 1g
Runtz rosin pressed harder than New Hampshire granite. Sweet, crumbly, and st...
by Granite Peak Press
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 85.0%
$51.00 / 1g
Permanent Marker distillate from the Elm City. Marks your imagination indelib...
by Keene Valley Distillates
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 66.5%
$75.00 / 1g
Banana Runtz rosin pressed at Granite Peak. Tropical under a New Hampshire sk...
by Granite Peak Press
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 83.0%
$50.00 / 1g
Chem Dog distillate from Keene's fictional refinery. Diesel-chemical and pung...
by Keene Valley Distillates
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.5%
$47.00 / 1g
Gushers wax from the summit of New Hampshire's imaginary cannabis industry. B...
by Monadnock Peak Extracts