Salem Gateway Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Near America's Stonehenge, Salem Gateway Dispensary is an ancient mystery wrapped in imaginary cannabis.
80 America's Stonehenge Dream, Salem, NH 03079
603-555-0701 (not a real number)
Daily 8am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Runtz from Salem's sunniest imaginary meadow. No curses, just candy flavor an...
by Salem Sunny Meadow Farms
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 65.0%
$76.00 / 1g
Gelato rosin cold-pressed at altitude in the White Mountains' imaginary lab. ...
by White Mountain Rosin Works
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 70.5%
$67.00 / 1g
AK-47 live resin squeezed through Franconia Notch's geological imagination. E...
by Franconia Notch Extracts
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 15.0%
$33.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Dark chocolate swirled with New Hampshire maple syrup and imaginary cannabis....
by White Mountain Maple Confections
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 14.0%
$35.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Dark chocolate from the White Mountains' imaginary maple candy enterprise. Bi...
by White Mountain Maple Confections
Topicals / Salve
THC 8.0%
$42.00 / 1 oz salve
Summit-grade salve for New Hampshire's trail-weary adventurers. Fictional can...
by White Mountain Wellness Salves
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.0%
$13.00 / 1 pre-roll
Summit Indica pre-roll as crisp as White Mountain air. Imaginary after a long...
by White Mountain Smoke Co
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 34.5%
$28.00 / 1 pre-roll
Infused pre-roll from the White Mountain summit. Altitude-boosted potency, im...
by White Mountain Smoke Co