Portsmouth Seacoast Dispensary
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On New Hampshire's tiny coast, the Portsmouth Seacoast Dispensary imagines 18 miles of legal cannabis commerce.
55 Seacoast Dream Blvd, Portsmouth, NH 03802
603-555-1901 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 68.0%
$68.00 / 1g
Wedding Cake live resin from the most academic fictional cannabis lab in New ...
by Dartmouth Distillates
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 77.0%
$57.00 / 1g
Slurricane shatter crashing over Portsmouth's seawall. A storm of flavor from...
by Portsmouth Seawall Extracts
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 70.0%
$67.00 / 1g
Papaya live resin from the coast's tropical imagination. 18 miles of fiction,...
by Seacoast Resin Labs
Edibles / Beverage
THC 6.0%
$15.00 / 12 fl oz
Sparkling apple cider soda from Portsmouth's imaginary harbor brewery. Coloni...
by Portsmouth Harbor Beverages
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$14.00 / 12 fl oz
Tart cranberry spritz from Portsmouth's colonial harbor imagination. New Engl...
by Portsmouth Harbor Beverages
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.0%
$18.00 / 1 pre-roll
Maritime blunt from the fictional docks of Portsmouth. Bold, colonial, and ro...
by Portsmouth Port Blunts
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 18.5%
$13.00 / 1 pre-roll
18 miles of coast in one pre-roll. Compact, salty-aired, and rolled with the ...
by Seacoast Puff Co
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 31.0%
$24.00 / 1 pre-roll
Ocean-salt infused pre-roll from 18 miles of fictional New Hampshire coast. T...
by Seacoast Puff Co