Nashua Border Dispensary
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Just north of Massachusetts at New Hampshire's gateway, Nashua Border Dispensary sells the imaginary cannabis of a state almost ready to legalize.
1 Legalize Way, Nashua, NH 03060
603-555-0202 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush from the peaks of the White Mountains. Summit-grade imaginary Indica ...
by White Mountain Herb Collective
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Jack Herer at the border of legality. Activist Sativa for New Hampshire's mos...
by Nashua Border Bloom
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Apple Fritter at White Mountain sunrise. Sweet, peak-level, and as fictional ...
by White Mountain Herb Collective
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Forbidden Fruit at Nashua's border. Tropical and prohibited — exactly the kin...
by Nashua Border Bloom
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 65.0%
$76.00 / 1g
Gelato rosin cold-pressed at altitude in the White Mountains' imaginary lab. ...
by White Mountain Rosin Works
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 64.0%
$77.00 / 1g
Trainwreck rosin from White Mountain's altitude. Derailing New Hampshire's ca...
by White Mountain Rosin Works
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 15.0%
$33.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Dark chocolate swirled with New Hampshire maple syrup and imaginary cannabis....
by White Mountain Maple Confections
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Peach gummies at the border of legality. So close to Massachusetts, so far fr...
by Nashua Border Crossing Gummies