Merrimack Valley Dream Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
The Merrimack Valley's second imaginary dispensary, flowing steadily toward the fiction of New Hampshire cannabis.
25 Industrial Dream Ave, Merrimack, NH 03055
603-555-1701 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
GG#4 grown in the valley of New Hampshire's most fictional industrial-to-arti...
by Merrimack Valley Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow as tough and durable as New Hampshire granite. Frosty, imaginary,...
by Granite State CBD Topicals
Concentrate / Wax
THC 71.0%
$47.00 / 1g
Apple Fritter wax from the Merrimack's fictional extraction corridor. Industr...
by Merrimack River Wax Co
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.0%
$47.00 / 1g
Hash Burger wax flowing down the Merrimack. Layered, complex, and imaginary a...
by Merrimack River Wax Co
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$21.00 / 1 brownie
Dense fudge brownie from the Merrimack Valley's most imaginary mill-town bake...
by Merrimack Mill City Edibles
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 15.0%
$20.00 / 1 muffin
Wild blueberry muffin from the Merrimack Valley's fictional bakery. New Engla...
by Merrimack Mill City Edibles
Topicals / Salve
THC 10.0%
$44.00 / 1 oz salve
Deep tissue relief flowing steadily like the Merrimack River. Fictional CBD, ...
by Merrimack Relief Co
Topicals / Patch
THC 12.0%
$28.00 / 3pk patches
Slow-release patches from the Merrimack Valley. Flowing steady as the river, ...
by Merrimack Relief Co