Merrimack River Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Flowing like the Merrimack River, this fictional dispensary runs steadily through New Hampshire's southern tier with imaginary cannabis.
33 Valley Dream Blvd, Merrimack, NH 03054
603-555-0801 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush from the peaks of the White Mountains. Summit-grade imaginary Indica ...
by White Mountain Herb Collective
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
GG#4 grown in the valley of New Hampshire's most fictional industrial-to-arti...
by Merrimack Valley Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow as tough and durable as New Hampshire granite. Frosty, imaginary,...
by Granite State CBD Topicals
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Apple Fritter at White Mountain sunrise. Sweet, peak-level, and as fictional ...
by White Mountain Herb Collective
Concentrate / Wax
THC 71.0%
$47.00 / 1g
Apple Fritter wax from the Merrimack's fictional extraction corridor. Industr...
by Merrimack River Wax Co
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.0%
$47.00 / 1g
Hash Burger wax flowing down the Merrimack. Layered, complex, and imaginary a...
by Merrimack River Wax Co
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 64.0%
$77.00 / 1g
Trainwreck rosin from White Mountain's altitude. Derailing New Hampshire's ca...
by White Mountain Rosin Works
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$21.00 / 1 brownie
Dense fudge brownie from the Merrimack Valley's most imaginary mill-town bake...
by Merrimack Mill City Edibles