Dover Downtown Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Downtown Dover's fictional cannabis shop, where the Cochecho River meets the daydream of legal New Hampshire weed.

77 Cochecho Dream Blvd, Dover, NH 03821

603-555-1401 (not a real number)

Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Dover Organic Purple Punch

Flower / Indica

THC 21.5%

$44.00 / 1/8 oz

Purple Punch from the oldest English settlement in America's imagination. Anc...

by Dover Organic Flower Co

Dover Organic Ice Cream Cake

Flower / Indica

THC 24.5%

$51.00 / 1/8 oz

Ice Cream Cake from the oldest city's newest imaginary strain. Dessert-heavy,...

by Dover Organic Flower Co

Keene Valley Permanent Marker Distillate

Concentrate / Distillate

THC 85.0%

$51.00 / 1g

Permanent Marker distillate from the Elm City. Marks your imagination indelib...

by Keene Valley Distillates

Keene Valley Chem Dog Distillate

Concentrate / Distillate

THC 83.0%

$50.00 / 1g

Chem Dog distillate from Keene's fictional refinery. Diesel-chemical and pung...

by Keene Valley Distillates

Satire Ends Here

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Dover Downtown Dispensary

Products at This Fake Store

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