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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

Derry Moose Hill Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Up on Moose Hill in fictional Derry, this imaginary dispensary watches over the southern New Hampshire cannabis dreamscape.

33 Moose Dream Trail, Derry, NH 03041
603-555-2001 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Derry Dream Girl Scout Cookies
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC in Frost's yellow wood — two roads diverged and this one had better cookies.
by Derry Dream Cannabis
Derry Dream MAC 1
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$59.00 / 1/8 oz
Miracle Alien Cookies from the dreamy yellow wood of Derry. Rare as a road le...
by Derry Dream Baked Goods

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in New Hampshire:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️