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Concord North End Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

North Concord's imaginary cannabis destination, where granite hills meet fictional cannabis culture and the legislature imagines otherwise.

66 Granite Dream Ave, Concord, NH 03303
603-555-1301 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Concord Common Gelato
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato from Concord Common's fictional common land. Sweet, creamy, and growin...
by Concord Common Farms
Concord Common Do-Si-Dos
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos from Concord Common's imaginary fields. Dancing between legal and f...
by Concord Common Farms
Concord Capital Rolls RS-11 Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 86.0%
$52.00 / 1g
RS-11 distillate from the State House shadow. Exotic genetics, legislature-ad...
by Concord Capital Rolls
Dartmouth Gelonade Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 84.0%
$50.00 / 1g
Gelonade distillate from New Hampshire's most academic fictional cannabis dep...
by Dartmouth Distillates
Monadnock Peak Gushers Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.5%
$47.00 / 1g
Gushers wax from the summit of New Hampshire's imaginary cannabis industry. B...
by Monadnock Peak Extracts
Concord Capital Rolls Watermelon Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.5%
$47.00 / 1g
Watermelon Zkittlez wax from the State House's imaginary neighbor. Fruity, le...
by Concord Capital Rolls
Dartmouth Green Gummies Scholar Mix
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$27.00 / 10pk gummies
Scholar-grade gummies from Dartmouth's most fictional candy laboratory. Preci...
by Dartmouth Green Gummies
Dartmouth Green Gummies Lemon Drops
Edibles / Gummies
THC 8.0%
$24.00 / 10pk gummies
Citrus-bright lemon gummies from Dartmouth's imaginary candy department. Acad...
by Dartmouth Green Gummies

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in New Hampshire:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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