Concord Capitol Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
In the shadow of New Hampshire's State House, Concord Capitol Dispensary imagines a future where legislators vote yes.
100 Green Dream Ave, Concord, NH 03301
603-555-0301 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Wedding Cake from the mountain face that no longer exists. Stubborn, beautifu...
by Old Man of the Mountain Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato from Concord Common's fictional common land. Sweet, creamy, and growin...
by Concord Common Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos from Concord Common's imaginary fields. Dancing between legal and f...
by Concord Common Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 28.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Skywalker OG from the Old Man's granite face. The Force may have crumbled the...
by Old Man of the Mountain Farms
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 68.0%
$68.00 / 1g
Wedding Cake live resin from the most academic fictional cannabis lab in New ...
by Dartmouth Distillates
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 86.0%
$52.00 / 1g
RS-11 distillate from the State House shadow. Exotic genetics, legislature-ad...
by Concord Capital Rolls
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 84.0%
$50.00 / 1g
Gelonade distillate from New Hampshire's most academic fictional cannabis dep...
by Dartmouth Distillates
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.5%
$47.00 / 1g
Watermelon Zkittlez wax from the State House's imaginary neighbor. Fruity, le...
by Concord Capital Rolls